Ellusionist Black Ball Cap
Put it on your head.
These caps looked good once. We were going to sell them as new hats until I brought my hamster to the warehouse and he ate them. I've got to remember to feed him. I was so mad. I took him out back to talk (read, "knock") some sense into him but he ran away. We're not going to lower the price of the caps though.
If you see Bill the hamster running around with thread in his teeth, say hi.